The Bear and the Cat

There once lived a bear and a cat. The bear was known for its ferocity and bad temper while the cat was notorious for its slyness and cunning (it's always trying to do something behind the bear's back). For some unknown reasons, these two animals lived together, sharing food and a cave which they took shelter in during the night.

One late night, as the cat was watching TV, it felt hungry and quietly took some food from their fridge to chew on (the bear prohibits snacking after mealtimes). And the cat has always had this craving for chocolate (even more prohibited, in fact it was illegal :P). In the meantime, the bear was sound asleep.

All of a sudden, the bear woke up and from the corner of its eye, caught a glimpse of the cat watching TV and to its dismay, noticed that the cat's mouth was moving, most definitely chewing on something. It hollered, "Cat, what are you eating?"

Ooops, the cat knew it was in trouble and had to come up with something quick. Taking advantage of the fact that the bear was an unusually heavy sleeper, it said, "You're dreaming, bear! Go back to sleep".

The bear, not buying into any of this, immediately got up and looked at the cat in the eye. Its keen sense of smell began to go to work at once. "You stupid cat, that's chocolate you've been eating........!"

I leave the rest up to your imagination.

Comments

pENguiN~ said…
Hahahahaha!!!! I still remember how the BEAR went up and SMELL the CAT at its mouth..... :D
sarah y said…
Woohoo.
The naughty cat curi makan.
=P
ScottJFox said…
The cat is now dead.
w00t! lol
eugch said…
The cat got pwned by the bear :D