Monkeys and Mangoes

Overheard between the bear and the cat in a small town, famous for scavenging monkeys that roam at will.

The Bear brings some cut mangoes over to the cat.

Bear : Have some.
Cat : I didn't know my mum had mangoes.
Bear : The monkey passed one to your mum on his way back home.
Cat : O_O
Cat : Really???? I've gotta ask mum about this. Mum, bear said that the monkey passed a mango to you on his way home.
Mum : hahahahahhahahaa.....
Cat : You know bear, I ALMOST believed you.

Bear is really getting good at making these one-off jokes.

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